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This Day in History: The Scottsboro Boys (You’re Not Gonna Believe This Sh*t)

Okay, so picture this: it’s March 25, 1931. We’re deep in Alabama. The Great Depression is on, everybody’s broke, everybody’s dusty, and folks are hopping trains just trying to find work or maybe just escape their lives for a minute.

On one of these trains? A group of Black teenage boys—nine of them, ages 12 to 19. Just tryna get somewhere. And there’s some white dudes on the train too, right? They get into a scuffle—Black kids win, white kids get tossed off the train like trash in a windstorm. Now, instead of taking that L with some dignity, these white boys run to the cops like, “Officer! Officer! Some colored boys beat us up!” Like it’s recess. And here’s where it gets real stupid.

The train gets stopped in a little town called Paint Rock—’cause of course it’s called Paint Rock—and the cops snatch up all nine Black boys. But hold up! All of a sudden, outta nowhere, these two white women on the train—who were not even part of the fight—pop up like, “We got raped.”

PAUSE. RECORD SCRATCH. MA’AM.

These boys didn’t even know they were on the train with you! And now they’re being accused of rape, like it’s a damn setup in a soap opera. But this ain’t no TV drama—this is real life, and it’s about to get real ugly.

They get thrown into court faster than you can say, “What in the Jim Crow hell is goin’ on?” No real lawyers, no time to prepare, just: “Y’all guilty.” Eight of the nine are sentenced to death, and one of them is TWELVE. Twelve! He still got baby teeth!

Now, you’d think common sense would kick in, right? You’d think somebody would say, “Hmm, maybe we shouldn’t kill a bunch of kids based on a story that don’t add up.” But nah. This thing blows up. People across the country start screaming, “What the hell is this?!”

And finally, the Supreme Court gets involved. Twice. First, they say, “Yeah, you can’t just throw people into death trials without giving them real lawyers.” Duh. Then they say, “Also, maybe don’t pick juries like you’re hosting a whites-only barbecue.” Double duh.

So the Scottsboro Boys become this huge symbol of everything that’s wrong with the justice system—because let’s be real, it wasn’t about justice, it was about race. These boys sat in prison for years. YEARS. Some got out, some didn’t. Their lives were ripped apart. And it took until 2013—TWO THOUSAND AND THIRTEEN, Y’ALL—for the state of Alabama to say, “Oops, our bad,” and give them posthumous pardons. They were dead by then! What they gon’ do with a pardon? Hang it on their ghost wall?

This whole thing? It’s one big tragic mess with a side of WTF. But it matters. Because it showed the world just how broken the system was—and still can be. So yeah, remember their names. Remember the day. And remember: if the justice system can do that to nine innocent boys, you best believe we gotta stay woke. Always.

Annalee Chaffed
Annalee Chaffed
Annalee Chaffed brings sharp humor and hard-earned perspective to the chaos of entertainment and culture. With the wit of a comic and the grit of a war correspondent, she’s here to expose the absurdities that fuel our disasters. Read Annalee's full bio here.
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