Okay, so I saw this tweet or X post, or whatever the hell you wanna call it— drivel— from this really irritating guy who tries to play stupid like so many others bringing this subject up and I’m just friggin’ losing it. He’s like, ‘I don’t get it. Why do democrat men need tampons in men’s restrooms?’
I don’t get it. Why do democrat men need tampons in men’s restrooms…?
Weird.
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) August 14, 2024
Seriously? Are we regressing to kindergarten here? You don’t have to fully understand. We’re talking about a basic principle of a free society: It’s called ‘mind your own damn business.’ Who here skipped kindergarten on that one?
This Isn’t Rocket Science
Anyhow, Einstein, it’s like this: There are these people called Transmen who sometimes need tampons because their bodies might still have periods. It’s not a personal attack on your comfort. Believe it or not, it’s got nothing to do with you. I’ll let that sink in. I know that’s a tough one. Real talk though: It’s just them managing their own biology and basic healthcare needs in an undeniably human place that respects their identity. And let’s be honest, you don’t have to get it or even agree with it to just let it be.
Here’s a Fun Twist
Cuz guys are stupid and don’t get this stuff. Ladies, go with the joke here: Those tampons or “feminine napkins” could also be a quick fix for a guy who’s maybe indulged a little too much at the taco truck during lunch. Imagine someone in the restroom having a digestive crisis and turning the situation into a cleanup mission so they don’t leave the place looking like a war zone. It’s not just about periods; it’s about not making every restroom trip into a public spectacle.
And let’s not forget; you never know when some bloated orange, narcissistic cult, leader, is going to get nicked in the ear by a bullet, prompting his worshipers to staple a sanitary napkin to the sides of their heads for dramatic effect.
All jokes, aside, we live in a society that supposedly values free speech and personal expression. Real first amendment stuff some of you look over in your excitement to get to the part about ammo. Anyhow… the first Amendment. That either means something or it doesn’t.
Look: In the end, just to reiterate, all it really takes is what a six-year-old understands—mind your own damn business. Stop turning every issue into a drama and focus on your own life. Your way makes you look less like a concerned citizen and more like someone who’s missing the point entirely.
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