Hey, yo! Donny T. Yeah, you. The fat-ass fake golf pro in the adult diaper with a dead ferret for a hairdo. Yeah, I’m talking to you. I’ve had enough of your lies and your bullshit, so let’s do some real talk. Some numbers. You keep running your face sphincter about how Kamala is a communist who’s going to run us all into poverty. So let’s cut the shit and talk numbers—straight up verifiable data. Cuz, fuck you. That’s why:
First up, the Dow Jones. When you finally hauled your spray-tanned ass out of the White House, the Dow was sitting at 30,930.52. Fast forward to today under Biden-Harris, and guess what? It’s at 41,563.08. That’s not just an improvement; that’s a full-on glow-up. But sure, keep acting like the economy is gonna tank without you, because, you know, delusion is a hell of a drug.
And unemployment? Yeah, let’s go there next: January 20, 2021, it was 6.3%—thanks for that, by the way. Today? We’re down to 4.3% and falling. That’s called progress, Donny. Biden and Harris didn’t just lower unemployment; they practically turned it into an endangered species. Say all you want about whether the numbers are real. We are using the same damn measuring tape for both administrations. It counts!
But you love to flap your gums about jobs, so let’s dive in. Before COVID hit, you managed to create 6 million jobs. Not bad for a guy who screws up everything else. But then COVID shows up, and you lose 3 million jobs. Just poof—gone. Like you’re trying to win the prize for Most Pathetic Pandemic Response. Meanwhile, Biden-Harris come in and create 15.7 million jobs. Even if we humor your sorry ass and subtract the 9 million they replaced from your losses, they’re still up 6.7 million jobs more than you ever managed. And that, my guy (just kidding. You’ll never be my guy), is what we call winning. You know, the kind that doesn’t involve fraudulent claims and bankruptcies.
Now, let’s talk about the median household income because, spoiler alert, it’s gone up since you left. Under your watch, it was $68,700. Today, it’s $74,580 Not a lot when we factor inflation, but not the poverty you have been predicting ever since your coup’ attempt —and despite the crap storm you left behind. But hey, math was never your strong suit, right? Unless we’re talking about your casino bankruptcy filings. How many was that? Six so far. Right? By the way? How’s that DJT stock doing. I know it was up over $60….HOLY SHIT! You already tanked it to under $20 per share???? No wonder you’re back on Twitter… Or X or whatever Elon is calling it today.
I mentioned inflation. Let’s talk about that, since you love to whine about that too. Yeah, it went up after you left—1.4% when you were done wrecking the place, up to a peak of 9.1% in June 2022 on Biden’s watch, but with a major assist from your pandemic) But let’s break it down. The rise of inflation was caused by: $6 trillion in stimulus checks ($4 Trillion on your watch) to clean up the mess you made, were added to supply chain issues you couldn’t manage, and energy prices shot through the roof because the world was trying to recover from your pandemic disaster. But guess what? Biden-Harris got inflation down to 2.89%. That’s right—they fixed your mess. So, yeah, you can keep crying about it, but the truth is they did what you couldn’t. Biden and Harris stabilized the hiring market, the energy crisis, and oversaw a Fed that tightened fiscal policy to beat back the inflation. Supply chains are well on their way back to full speed. None of the predicted poverty—just steady hands righting a ship you left sinking.
At the end of the day, Donny—no amount of blame-shifting, name-calling, or making excuses is gonna change the fact that everything you touch turns to shit. Even if you’re right about all the reasons (which you‘re not) it doesn’t really fucking matter. Why? Simple! Whether it’s the economy, a pandemic response, a bunch of hotels and casinos (I still can’t get over the fact that you have managed to bankrupt casinos for fucks sake!) to your new disaster of a company Truth Social, literally everything you touch turns to shit. And the best part? Everyone knows it. Even your own people are jumping ship like rats off a sinking yacht. Imagine! More of the people who worked in your administration are planning to vote for Vice President Harris than they are you. That says everything about you despite your whining that they’re all so terrible.
So next time you want to run your mouth about Vice President Harris or anyone else, maybe take a second to think about who really got things done. Because without them cleaning up your mess, we’d all be swimming in it like turds in an outhouse, But you? You’d still be there, waving your tiny little hands, wondering why nothing ever goes your way. Wah! por widdle donnie! So hard done by!
In conclusion, Donny: YOU SUCK. And that’s not an insult—it’s just the goddamn truth. So take a seat. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Fuck you. Your 15 minutes are up!
This article originally appeared on X.
