Political Colonoscopy
Colin the Colon
Our Inspirational MascotColin the Colon is here to "scope out" the truth and "flush out" the nonsense from Washington with his signature cheeky humor. As the mascot of Political Colonoscopy, he’s your go-to for cutting through the mess politicians leave behind, all while keeping it fun and digestible.
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Rip Mitako
Political ProctologistRip Mitako delivers sharp, no-nonsense political analysis, targeting hypocrisy wherever it lurks. With a commitment to consistency, he critiques both sides to keep the political landscape in check, one brutal truth at a time.
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Fatanhari Pootar
Eurasian ProctologistFatanhari Pootar brings a global perspective to Eurasian politics, using his sharp wit and diplomatic insight to cut through the chaos. Whether it's a crisis in Brussels or Beijing, he's here to expose the messes others overlook.
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Annalee Chaffed
Entertainment and Culture ProctologistAnnalee Chaffed brings sharp humor and hard-earned perspective to the chaos of entertainment and culture. With the wit of a comic and the grit of a war correspondent, she’s here to expose the absurdities that fuel our disasters.
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Redd Tirdwatter
Chief FloaterRedd Tirdwatter is the newsroom’s resident curmudgeon, known for his razor-sharp wit and relentless pursuit of truth. A throwback to old-school journalism, he cuts through political spin with no patience for fluff or weakness.
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Noel Schlitz
Editor in ChiefNoel Schlitz brings decades of experience and sharp centrist insight to Political Colonoscopy, cutting through the noise with constitutional wisdom and wit. As Editor in Chief, he’s on a mission to hold power accountable and remind us what the nation was truly built for.
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Anita Chamberpott
Political ProctologistAnita Chamberpott dissects political nonsense with sharp wit, surgical precision, and unapologetic honesty. Equal parts humor and critique, she’s here to expose the truth, no matter how uncomfortable it may be.
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Irma Gasser
Chief Foreign ProctologistIrma Gasser cuts through global nonsense with sharp insight and unflinching truth. From her humble Texas roots to her expertise in international relations, she brings a unique, no-nonsense perspective to foreign affairs.
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Rusty Brown
Sports News Proctologist / Assistant FloaterRusty "Downtown" Brown brings his fierce strategic mindset from the world of professional Kabaddi to the newsroom, where he tackles sports and politics with equal intensity. As Political Colonoscopy’s sports news proctologist, Rusty cuts through the spin with precision and wit.
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Karen Shartz
The People's AdvocateKaren Shartz is the fierce advocate who fights for the little guy, taking on injustice with passion and precision. At Political Colonoscopy, she's the bulldog with a heart of gold, never backing down from holding power to account.
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