Alright, so Eric Adams, the mayor of New York, got indicted. Big whoop, right? Happens to the best of ‘em. The guy is mixed up in some sort of shady campaign finance deal that involves Turkey. Yeah, you heard me right—Turkey. Not the sandwich, not Thanksgiving—the country. Turns out Adams’ campaign might’ve been up to their eyeballs in donations from Turkish nationals, and the Feds decided to take a closer look at it. They don’t just give out those subpoenas like candy, ya know.
So, now he’s under indictment, and guess what? The justice system is doing what it does best: trying to figure out if someone broke the law. But here comes our guy, Jack Posobiec—let’s just call him “Hack Poso” from now on, because if anyone deserves a demotion in the nickname department, it’s this clown. He jumps in with his usual fear-mongering nonsense like, “Look at how Democrats turn on each other like they did to Eric Adams. Now imagine what they’d do to you and your family.”
Look at how Democrats turn on each other like they did to Eric Adams
Now imagine what they’d do to you and your family
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) September 26, 2024
Whoa, Hack, slow down there! What’s this, an episode of 24? Is Jack Bauer about to bust down your door? Relax! No one’s coming after you and your family, alright? The Democrats aren’t huddling in some dark corner of a basement plotting against the average Joe. This isn’t a Michael Bay movie. The guy got indicted for allegedly breaking the law, and that’s it. There’s no hidden agenda, no secret cabal. It’s just good old-fashioned justice.
But noooo, according to Hack and his merry band of conspiracy theorists, it’s all part of some grand Democrat “turning on each other” scheme. Yeah, Jack, that’s it—we’re all eating each other alive because we have this thing called ethics. Let me break it down for you, buddy: We don’t “turn on each other”—we hold each other accountable. If someone screws up, they get called out. That’s how grown-ups do things. You might wanna try it sometime. I know it’s a bit foreign to Republicans who think accountability is just a fancy word for “witch hunt.”
Let’s Talk About Hack’s Fear of Accountability
Here’s the real kicker, though: Republicans like Hack over here can’t stand the idea of holding their own accountable. It’s like Kryptonite for them. They’ll be the first ones to say the justice system is “rigged” the minute one of their own gets caught doing something shady. But when it’s the other side? Oh, they’re ALL ABOUT justice. They’re practically wrapping themselves in the Constitution, quoting it like they’re running for Supreme Court Justice.
Hack’s whole shtick about Democrats “turning on each other” because Eric Adams got indicted? That’s not us turning on each other—that’s us saying, “Hey, if you screw up, you gotta face the consequences.” You know, like adults. Because that’s what patriotism is really about, right? This country was built on the idea that no one is above the law. No one. Not your friends, not your enemies, not your uncle who forwards you all those weird Facebook posts about lizard people. The law is the law.
But Hack’s out here trying to make it seem like this is some personal vendetta. Dude, it’s called justice. If you break the law, the law comes for you. It’s not a Democrat thing. It’s not a Republican thing. It’s just a thing. And, last time I checked, that’s the way it’s supposed to work.
Weaponized Justice? More Like “Applied Justice”
Let’s get real here: Republicans have this adorable habit of crying foul every time someone from their team gets busted. They’ll scream “weaponization!” like the justice system is this giant political boogeyman that only exists to mess with them. Meanwhile, they’re perfectly fine with the system when it’s coming after Democrats. You can almost hear them chanting, “Lock her up!” with the same enthusiasm they bring to waving flags on the Fourth of July. But when the justice system takes a look at their own dirty laundry? Suddenly, it’s “unfair” and “politically motivated.”
I’ve got news for you, Hack: that’s not how any of this works. Justice isn’t a weapon—*unless* you think the law shouldn’t apply to you. And if that’s your angle, well, guess what? You don’t get to call yourself a patriot. You don’t get to wrap yourself in Old Glory while whining that the justice system isn’t catering to your team.
Real patriotism is saying, “Hey, the law applies to everyone—*even* my own party.” If you can’t get behind that, if your first instinct is to defend someone just because they wear your jersey, then maybe—*just maybe*—you’re not as into the Constitution as you think. Because that document? You know, the one you guys like to misquote on Twitter? It’s all about checks and balances. It’s about ensuring that no one—*no one*—gets a free pass just because they have the right connections or the right political leanings.
Leave Politics at the Door (For Once)
So here’s the deal: if you’re a patriot, you should want justice to be blind. Remember that whole thing about Lady Justice with the scales and the blindfold? Yeah, it’s not just a cute statue for courthouses. It’s a metaphor, Jack. She doesn’t peek under the blindfold to see if you’re a Republican or a Democrat. She doesn’t care who you voted for or what cable news channel you tune into. She’s only looking at the facts, and if the facts say you messed up, you get what’s coming to you.
That’s why it’s absolutely hilarious when people like Hack scream about “weaponization.” Dude, you’re not under attack because the law is being applied. The law is doing its job. And news flash: that’s how it’s supposed to work. Eric Adams getting indicted isn’t a sign of Democrats turning on each other. It’s a sign that we believe in holding people accountable—even our own. Imagine that, Jack.
So before you go off on your next conspiracy-laden Twitter rant about how the justice system is out to get you, take a deep breath. Maybe read the Constitution for real this time. And, for the love of all that’s holy, stop acting like you’re some victim here. You’re not. The system is just doing what it’s supposed to do, and that should make you feel proud to be an American, not scared.
