Alright, everybody, buckle up because we gotta talk about Elon Musk—our favorite on-again/off-again richest man in the world, the guy who’s constantly acting like he’s auditioning for the role of “Messiah of Mankind.” He’s back at it again on his overpriced vanity project, X (formerly known as Twitter), with a new tweet that really takes the cake:
“I look forward to serving America if the opportunity arises. No pay, no title, no recognition is needed.”
Oh, REALLY, Elon? No pay, no title, no recognition? This dude is out here acting like a bride at her own wedding, spinning in circles in a $100,000 custom Vera Wang, and then saying, “What? This old thing?” Like she’s rocking a hand-me-down housecoat instead of a gown that cost more than your rent for the next decade.
Let’s break it down for a second: this is the guy worth more money than a small country, with rockets, electric cars, and a literal army of fanboys at his feet—and now he’s posting humblebrags to his 197 million followers, trying to play it cool like he’s just waiting by the phone to *selflessly* serve America? And he’s doing it for free? For no recognition? Get the hell outta here, man!
That’s like a Ferrari owner saying, “Oh, I just drive this thing to pick up groceries. No big deal.” Bro, you bought Twitter (excuse me, X) for $44 billion just so you could have more space to tweet your midlife crisis thoughts. The only thing missing here is Elon sitting in his Tesla wearing a crown made of $100 bills, claiming, “I don’t need attention, I just do this out of the goodness of my heart.”
It’s the ultimate humblebrag. Like he’s pretending to be some kind of civic hero, but we all know he’s just waiting for the internet to pat him on the back like, “Oh, wow, Elon, so generous! So noble!” Meanwhile, he’s probably checking his phone every 30 seconds, counting the likes and retweets, like, “Is this enough recognition? Did I do it right?”
The sheer audacity of it. This is a guy who spent more on his social media ego trip than the GDP of some nations, and now he wants to act like he’s just here to help, no strings attached. (Elon, if you’re reading: Dude, you’re just looking for attention. Own it!)
You have to laugh at this socially awkward ZERO pretending he doesn’t need recognition, when his whole existence revolves around it! Elon builds rockets and other shit, not for the love of science, but because he wants the world to look up and go, “Oh my God, Elon sent another one to space! Isn’t he amazing?”
Look, nobody’s buying it. You don’t casually throw out a tweet to 197 million people about how you’re ready to “serve America” for *free* unless you’re dying for that sweet, sweet nectar called validation. Elon, buddy, you’ve been pulling this “humble genius” act for too long. We see you. We see the rockets. We see the memes. And we sure as hell see you posing as the bride in that overpriced wedding dress, hoping somebody says, “Oh my god, you’re so selfless!” while you’re standing there with a smirk that says, “I know.” Give it a rest!
This article originally appeared on X.
