Last night’s debate was a freakin’ circus, man. Kamala walks over, shakes Trump’s hand like, “Yeah, I’m here to run this.” And Trump? He looked like he was caught stealing a snack outta the pantry. Right there, you knew how this was gonna go.
Then she starts talkin’ about abortion, and Trump tries to pull some weird, made-up “they’re killing babies” nonsense. And Kamala? She just smirks like she’s heard this crap before. She laid it out clean: women’s rights, basic human decency. Meanwhile, Trump’s up there yellin’ about Virginia like he’s in a conspiracy theory rabbit hole, making up quotes from some governor who probably doesn’t even remember what Trump’s talking about.
But here’s the best part: the dude can’t stop talking about Joe freakin’ Biden! He’s not even runnin’ against Biden! Kamala’s like, “Hello! Earth to Don! It’s me you’re debating, not your personal Biden voodoo doll!” And what does Trump do? He keeps bringin’ up Biden like it’s a 2016 reunion special! Kamala’s sittin’ there cool as hell, just lettin’ him rant, like she’s got all night to watch this guy dig his own grave.
And Trump? Every five seconds he’s tryin’ to shut her up. “Be quiet!” he says, like he’s back in the 1950s or something. Yeah, that’s gonna work, buddy. But Harris? She’s playin’ it like Ali—rope-a-dope all the way. She lets him flail around, tossin’ insults like spaghetti at a wall, hopin’ something sticks. But nope! She just stands there, smilin’, while he burns himself out.
By the end, Trump’s sweatin’, ranting about Biden’s job numbers and Venezuela like the last drunk guy at the bar who won’t shut up. Kamala? She kicked his ass without breakin’ a sweat. She didn’t even have to get nasty. Trump did all the work for her, provin’ to the whole country that he can’t handle women or the presidency.
It was a freakin’ clinic, man. She wiped the floor with him and just let him keep talkin’ until he basically handed her the win. Classic.
Vice President Harris kick that old man’s ass. Don’t just take my word for it. Here’s anger overload Barbie, a.k.a. GOP Darling Tomi Lahren on the matter:
“It was a rigged ambush of a Donald Trump.
But
He took the bait.
He didn’t have to.
He shouldn’t have.”
End scene, and maybe grab some popcorn for round two.
This article originally appeared on X.
