Meet Colin the Colon, the only mascot bold enough to tackle Washington’s toughest issues with a wink and a nudge—because sometimes a good old-fashioned political colonoscopy is exactly what democracy needs!

Colin's not just any political commentator. No, no—he's here to "scope out" the truth, "flush out" the nonsense, and "clean up" the mess that politicians leave behind. With a flair for turning complex policies into digestible bites, Colin’s your go-to for cutting through the crap and making sense of it all.

Always ready with a cheeky quip, Colin approaches the chaos of politics like a pro. He’s seen it all—filibusters that feel like gas pains, debates that drag on longer than a bad dinner, and scandals that need more cleaning up than anyone’s willing to admit. But don’t worry, Colin’s got the cure for what ails the system: a good dose of humor and a political colonoscopy no one saw coming!

Whether he’s cracking wise about budget deficits or making fun of never-ending campaign speeches, Colin keeps it light while serving up the hard-hitting analysis you need. Just don’t ask him to be polite about it—he’s a colon, not a diplomat.

Colin's contributions to Political Colonoscopy can be found here.