So here’s one that we can’t even sort out the full truth on. Reason? These MAGA weirdos have blurred the lines so much between fact and fiction outright absurdity that sometimes even we who pay attention can’t sort out what’s real and what’s fake news.
In other words, this is sadly far too plausible! So, anyhow, let’s break this down because Oklahoma is really out here trying to add a new chapter to “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up.” They’re ordering 55,000 Bibles for every classroom, but not just any Bible—no, they’ve got a very particular model in mind. And what do you know? The specs line up perfectly with a Trump-endorsed Bible priced at $60. I mean, how convenient is that? Did someone check the catalog? “Yes, we’d like the Holy Book, Version MAGA, please.”
And before you ask, yes, they also considered the “We The People Bible” endorsed by—you guessed it—Donald Trump Jr. But that one is a whopping $90, and even Oklahoma has its budget limits. I guess they’re trying to be fiscally responsible while shopping for… holy texts?
Now, here’s where it gets extra ridiculous. The request comes as part of an ongoing push by the state superintendent to require Bibles in every classroom. Because when in doubt, why not just mandate some Scripture? It’s like a school supply list gone rogue: pencils, notebooks, ruler, Trump Bible.
And honestly, this whole thing feels like we’ve stumbled into a satirical headline. Is it real? Is it satire? We don’t even know anymore! This could be a bit from a comedy show, or it could be another day in 2024. Next up: are they gonna make students pledge allegiance to the “Art of the Deal”? At this point, reality is blending with comedy so seamlessly, it’s almost beautiful… if it weren’t so bizarre.
