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From city councils to the presidency, US Elections covers the political battles that shape the nation. This category dives into the campaigns, candidates, and key issues driving local, state, and federal elections, from primaries to midterms to the grand spectacle of presidential races.

It’s not just about results—it’s about the processes, strategies, and stories behind the votes. In US Elections, we break down the stakes, highlight critical moments, and keep you informed on the democratic journey from ballot box to victory speech.

US Elections

The Road Ahead: The Circus of Certification and Preparing for Four More Years of Absolute Insanity

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So here we are, people. The election’s over, Trump is back in office, and now we're just waiting for the official stamp of approval....
US Elections

John Thune Just Got Promoted: Here’s Why That’s … Interesting

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John Thune, the soft-spoken senator from South Dakota who’s never made anyone’s blood pressure rise, has just been chosen as the new Senate Majority...

The 600,000 Ghost Votes for RFK Jr.: A Comedy of Democratic Errors

The Democracy Dumpster Fire: The Gloves are Coming Off, Folks

How to Handle Sore Winners: Boxing Gloves Have No Place In a Street Fight

Well, That’s a Bummer, but Here’s the Plan

The Betrayal of Liberty: How Evangelicals Paved the Path to Fascism

Election Night in America: and It’s Worse than We Imagined!

The Silent Watchdog: CISA’s Struggle with Domestic Disinformation

America’s National Guard: Democracy’s Unpaid Bouncers, Here to Keep Election Day Civil

The Audacity of “Protection”: Trump’s Latest Offer for Women—Whether We Like It or Not

The Candidate Who Can’t Handle a Mic: Trump’s Milwaukee Meltdown

If You’re Still Not Sure About Kamala Harris Because She’s Not Absolutely Perfect, Get Over It!

Nicky Jam Ditches Trump Over Puerto Rican “Trash Island” Crack

Joe Biden’s “Garbage” Comment: Gaffe or Gift?

Deporting Americans and Trump’s Other Wild Dictator Daydreams

Trump’s Blueprint for Retribution: Inside the Chilling Implications of His Social Media Manifesto

The Washington Post’s Olympic-Level Neutrality: How to Turn Not Taking a Stand into a PR Spectacle

Kamala vs. Trump: Why Fact-Checking Our Employees (Yes, Even Kamala) Is Non-Negotiable

When the Babysitter is the One Setting the House on Fire: The Absurd Defamation of Trump’s Top Advisors-Turned- Critics

Trump, Epstein, and a 1993 Groping Bombshell: Stacey Williams Drops the Mic

John Kelly Finally Says What We’re All Thinking: Trump’s Fascist Tendencies Are So Blatant, Even a Blindfolded Bat Could See It

Fast-Food Follies: The Patronizing Politics of Pretending to Be ‘One of Us’

Election 2024: Politico Sounds an Alarm We Should All Be Paying Attention To

Double Standards and Kamala’s Hypothetical Meltdown: What If She Went Full Trump?

Elon Musk’s $1 Million Election Gambit: Free Speech, Guns, and Cold Hard Cash (and the $100 Bribe Special)

Trump’s Rally Turns Bizarre: “Arnold Palmer Was All Man” Stuns Pennsylvania Crowd

From the Squared Circle to the Political Stage: Trump Meets the Undertaker

Trump’s War on Cows and Windows: The Las Vegas Stand-Up Special

The 2nd Hush Money Payment Scandal You Didn’t Realize You Needed

Tom Barrett’s Time-Traveling Campaign: Vote From The Future?

Nebraska Restores Voting Rights to Former Felons: A Step Forward in Rehabilitation

Stranded in Trump’s Desert: The Coachella Rally Fiasco You Didn’t See Coming

What’s Trump Hiding? The Growing Mystery Behind His Medical Records

Elections: The Billion-Dollar Bizarre Bazaar of American Politics

Trump’s Changing Hue: The Mystery of the Missing Orange

Trump’s Big Detroit Blunder: A Comedy of Errors in the Motor City

JD Vance’s Bizarre Baby Obsession: The Guy Running for VP Who Won’t Stop Talking About Your Reproductive Choices

Trump’s $100K Watches: Because Grifting is a Full-Time Job

How in the Actual H#ll is Trump Tied with Kamala

“Say my Name, Say my Name”: TayTay’s Biggest Diss

Stop Whining About the Moderators! You Just Look Stupid!

Donald Trump Gets His A$$ Kicked by a Girl: Recap of the “Debate”

Attention MAGA: 2020 is Over

From “Oh, Yeah…” to “H#LL YEAH!!!”—the Meteoric Rise of Kamala Harris

Enough with the Panhandling for Campaign Dollars: Ask Me for Something Real!

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