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General Honoré Sounds the Alarm: Is Musk Too Dangerous to Ignore?

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Alright, let me get this straight. On December 29, a retired Army general—an actual general, not some Twitter warrior with a blue check mark—basically...
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The Havana Syndrome Conspiracy: Health Crisis or a Masterclass in Gaslighting?

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Alright, let’s talk about Havana Syndrome. You know, that little health crisis where U.S. diplomats and spies stationed in Cuba—later followed by others in...

The Release of the Matt Gaetz Report: The House Calls Out a Walking Dumpster Fire

The Silent Vacancy: Seriously, What the Hell Is Going On Here?

Trump Tries the ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ Card—And Fails Spectacularly

Pete Hegseth’s Nomination: A Trainwreck in the Making

A Presidential Pardon: The Drama Bombshell We All Saw Coming

Trump’s Cabinet: The Clown Car of Calamity

Golden Passports and Empty Pockets: How the Wealthy Are Escaping While the Rest of Us Are Trapped in the Upcoming Hellscape

The Quiet Part Out Loud: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Political Blackmail

Russ Vought and the Office of the Budget Chainsaw Massacre

Breaking: Public Outcry Wins: Matt Gaetz Withdraws Attorney General Nomination, Stuck with No Job

The Unprecedented Path: Trump in Jail, JD Vance in Charge, and Why America Desperately Needs Better Options

Melania’s White House Ghosting Act: First Lady—But Make It Part-Time

The GOP’s Power Grab: A Disaster Waiting to Happen

Divided We Stand: Choosing Respect Over Conflict for a Stronger America

Jerome Powell Takes a Stand, and Republicans Lose Their $#!+ About It!

Comedians are the Philosophers and Deep Thinkers of Our Time

How America Treats Puerto Rico Like Its Roommate’s Crappy Girlfriend

Jesus is Not a Republican—And Other Revelations

Trump’s Hotels: Where Tax Dollars Go to Die

Fascist to the Core: The Wild Saga of General Milley vs. Donald Trump

Barack “Tyson Ali Frazier Fury” Obama Takes Down Donald “the Crybaby” Trump in Round One

Trump and Putin: Just a Couple of Pals and Some Totally Not-Suspicious Phone Calls

Melania Trump: From ‘I Don’t Care’ to ‘My Body, My Choice!’—Donald’s Day Just Got Worse

“Oops, my bad!” It’s Time to Chill About Honest Mistakes

From Nuking Hurricanes to One Day of Violence: The Madness of Trump’s Fix-All Plans

Congress Wants Blinken, But They Can Go Pound Sand for the Next 113 Days

Nancy Pelosi and January 6: The Bullsh*t Blame Game Republicans Can’t Let Go

The Republican Hokey Pokey: Hypocrisy Edition

Eric Adams Got Indicted, and Jack “Hack” Poso Is Out Here Losing His Mind

The Power of “I’m Sorry:” Why Apologizing is the Ultimate Strength

Joe Manchin Proves He’s Really Just a Horse’s A$$

Oh My God, What the H#ll is Trump Whining About NOW?

Elon Musk: HumbleBrag of the Day. Give it a Rest, Yo?

Regardless of The Excuses, Everything Trump Touches Turns to Sh*t! An Open Letter to DJT

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