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The world doesn’t stop at America’s borders, and neither do we. In Geopolitical, we cover the events, conflicts, and alliances shaping the global landscape. From Ukraine’s battle for sovereignty to rising tensions in the South China Sea, this category dives into the dynamics of power and diplomacy abroad.

This isn’t just about headlines—it’s about understanding how international events ripple across the globe, affecting economies, security, and the balance of power. With sharp analysis and a global perspective, Geopolitical deciphers the strategies and stakes of a world in constant motion.

Geopolitical

The Last Breath of a Revolutionary Pontiff: Pope Francis Dies at 88, Leaving a Church at a Crossroads

Noel Schlitz -
So… the world woke up this morning to something it didn’t want to believe: Pope Francis—yes, that Pope Francis, the Jesuit from Buenos Aires...
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Palm Sunday in Sumy: A Day of Worship Turned to Mourning

Fatanhari Pootar -
On April 13, 2025, the people of Sumy gathered in reverent celebration. It was Palm Sunday—a moment steeped in quiet faith, ritual, and the...

So We Just Stopped Helping? A Global Aid Fiasco Unfolds

A Most Unfortunate Banquet: The Tale of Marine Le Pen

How Mark Carney Became Canada’s Prime Minister-Designate Without an Election (And Why That’s Totally Normal)

The Tariff Tantrum: America Punches Itself in the Face

France Had to Explain Basic Math to Trump – Again

The U.S. Just Voted With Russia at the U.N.—Are You Kidding Me?!

A Most Peculiar Turn: Trump vs. Ukraine, the Plot Twist Nobody Asked For

The Art of the Deal: How to Negotiate a War Without the People in the War

Ceasefire on the Brink: A Diplomatic Game of Jenga with Rockets and Rhetoric

America, Now With Extra Canada! And a Side of Gaza

A Very Special Relationship: Prince Harry, Immigration, and the American Drama Machine

The Golden Pager: A Gift Fit for a War Criminal?

Tariffs, Trade Wars, and the Fentanyl Fiasco: The World’s Dumbest Hostage Negotiation

A Ceasefire with Caveats: Israel, Hamas, and the Art of Cautious Optimism

The Resignation of Justin Trudeau: Canada’s Political Breakup with Its Hottest PM

China’s Big Trade Tantrum: Sanctions, Sabotage, and Spicy Diplomacy

You Want Alaska Back? Good Luck with That

Syria’s New Day, or How to Rebuild a Country When the Dictator Packs His Bags

The Fall of Assad: Syria Hits the Reset Button… Hard

A Tale of Two Tyrants: When Villains Bond Over Bombs

International Criminal Court Drops the Mic: Arrest Warrants for Netanyahu and Gallant

Elon Musk and the Italian Sovereignty Fiasco: When Silicon Valley Overstepped Its Bounds

North Korea’s 86-Minute Missile: A World on Pins and Needles

Nigeria’s Children Face Death Penalty for Protesting Economic Hardships

Iceland’s Four-Day Wonder: How Working Less Became the National Sport

North Korea’s Escalating Role in the Russia-Ukraine War: What It Means for Global Security

A Leak, an Ally, and the Shadow of War: Now With More Bombs and Fewer Brain Cells

Kevin O’Leary and Other People Who Should Absolutely Shut the Hell Up About U.S. Elections

When Canada and India Collide: Diplomacy, Naan, and What Happens When Maple Syrup Hits the Fan

North Korea’s Escalation: Blowing Up the Last Threads of Diplomacy—And Reality

Starlink and the Russian Drone Problem: Why Letting Civilians Handle Military Tech Is Like Giving Chainsaws to Toddlers

Farmgate Fiasco: The Sofa Scandal That’s South Africa’s Real Drama (And Nope, JD Vance Isn’t Off the Hook)

Kenya’s in Haiti, the U.S. Sent Trucks, and Everyone’s Still Looking for the Exit

Trump, Woodward, and the Kremlin Walk Into a Bar: The COVID Test Scandal You Didn’t Know You Needed

Pack Your Trunks, Elephants! You’re Going to Germany!

Macron vs. Mercosur: Or How to Turn a Trade Deal Into a Tragicomedy (and Make Your Steak More Expensive)

Polish President Sued by His Own People: A Comedy of Errors in the Courtroom

The War Nobody Can Ignore: A Year of Bombs, Blunders, and Utter Chaos

The Chinese Submarine Fiasco: The Big Sinking Lie

How Canada’s Political Prince Charming, Justin Trudeau, Survived a No Confidence Vote (And Still Looked Hot AF Doing It)

Colombian President Declares War on Bad Vibes—Yes, Really

This Ecuadorian Presidential Candidate is Literally a Clown—And He’s Polling at 5%

BREAKING: Europe’s Green Plan Hits the Fan, and You Might Feel the Breeze

North Korea’s “Nuclear Submarine:” A Seaworthy Saga of Spectacular Self-Delusion

“Zelenskyy’s Fight:” Are You Kidding Me?!

Nigeria’s Currency Swap: The Soap Opera You Didn’t Know You Needed

Bolivia’s UFO Crisis: Why Even Americans Should Care

Pakistan’s Bankruptcy Theatrics: The Spectacle So Absurd Even the U.S. Can’t Look Away

Chile’s Constitutional Rewrite and You

Ukraine Needs a New Minister of Pandering

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