So, today, the United States Senate confirmed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services in a 52-48 vote. Yeah, that’s right. They put that guy in charge of health policy. That’s like putting a flat-earther in charge of NASA. “Hey, let’s launch this spaceship—right off the edge of the planet!”
This dude has spent years running around like a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream, screaming that vaccines are gonna turn you into a mutant. The only thing more ridiculous than his theories is the fact that half the country still listens to him. And now? He’s running the department responsible for public health. What’s next? Alex Jones heading the FDA? “The government is putting gay frogs in your blood pressure meds!”
And let’s talk about the Senate, those spineless wonders. They knew this was a bad idea. They said they had “reservations.” And yet, all but one Republican voted for him anyway! You know your party’s in deep when even Mitch McConnell—Mr. Tortoise Face himself—stands up and says, “Yeah, no. This is too stupid even for me.”
Let’s be clear: this is not just a bad political move; this is a death wish. The Department of Health and Human Services oversees the CDC and the FDA—you know, the people who make sure we don’t all drop dead from preventable diseases? And now they report to a guy who thinks vaccines are a government mind-control scheme. What’s next? Is he gonna replace flu shots with essential oils? “Just rub some lavender on that polio, you’ll be fine.”
We are officially living in the dumbest timeline. We used to put scientists in charge of science. Now we’re putting the guy who failed high school biology in charge of public health. So, get ready, America. The next pandemic is gonna be handled by a dude who thinks germs are just government propaganda. We are so screwed.
