Welcome to Political Colonoscopy – where we dig deep into the bowels of politics so you don’t have to.
Let’s face it: politics is a shitty business, but someone’s got to sift through the muck. At Political Colonoscopy, we’re not afraid to get our hands dirty (metaphorically, of course) to bring you the truth. Our mission is simple: provide sharp, insightful, AI-assisted news analysis that cuts through the crap with a healthy dose of the sort of humor we all need to properly digest all the crap-fodder we’re constantly being fed. Think of us as the love child of the era that gave us “The Daily Show” and “The Young Turks,” but set in a much needed revival of print journalism. No camera crew, but a thousand words still paints a pretty good picture!
Our team of seasoned “political proctologists”, with a little help from AI, are here to ensure that nothing slips by unnoticed. We probe the depths of political BS, flushing out the facts, and keeping the conversation honest. With a center-left perspective unafraid of eating our own when required, we strive to deliver news analysis that’s smart, balanced, and not afraid to poke fun at the absurdities of the political circus. Think of us as a chocolate flavored laxative: Same gut wrenching shit, but with a friendly flavor.
Here at Political Colonoscopy, we get that politics can be a pain in the ass (sometimes literally), but we believe that staying informed doesn’t have to be. We take our work seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously—because if you can’t laugh at the madness, what’s the point? Our approach is no-nonsense, no fluff, and definitely no B.S.—just straight talk with a side of satire.
So whether you’re here to get informed, have a laugh, or simply make sense of the madness, we’re here to guide you through the twists and turns of today’s political landscape. Strap in and join us for a deep dive—you might just find it’s the most refreshing cleanse you’ve had all year.