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A Nation’s Anguish: The Healthcare CEO Murder and the Wildly Dysfunctional System We All Love to Hate

So, let’s talk about healthcare in America. No, no—don’t run away yet! I promise this isn’t one of those long, boring policy lectures. This is about a murder. You didn’t see that twist coming, did you? Murder, healthcare, and America—it’s like a bad episode of a true-crime show, but this one’s happening in real time.

On December 4, Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, was shot outside the New York Hilton Midtown. Yeah, the CEO of one of the companies that decides whether your life-saving surgery is “medically necessary” or “more of a strong suggestion.” Someone gunned him down in broad daylight. That’s not just crime; that’s symbolism. But don’t get any ideas, because, let’s be clear: murder is bad. Really bad. Unforgivably bad. (Unless we’re talking about murdering someone’s chance at affordable healthcare—apparently, that’s totally fine in corporate America.)

Now, cut to today. The cops finally caught the guy—Luigi Mangione, a 26-year-old wunderkind turned manifesto-writing fugitive. This guy graduated from Penn with dual degrees in computer science, which I assume is code for “should’ve had a six-figure job in Silicon Valley.” Instead, he’s out here running from the law with a 3D-printed gun and fake IDs, like some sort of DIY Jason Bourne. And get this: he had a handwritten manifesto where he ranted about capitalism and healthcare. Folks, when the youth are making manifestos instead of TikToks, we’ve got a problem.

So, they arrest this guy in a McDonald’s, of all places. The irony is thick, right? The same place where you can’t get healthcare benefits even if you work 60 hours a week. Someone spots him, calls the cops, and boom—game over. But the real story here isn’t just the crime; it’s the reaction. People aren’t sure whether to condemn the act or applaud the message, and that’s… well, that’s just a giant red flag for where we are as a country.

Here’s the thing: Americans are pissed off at the healthcare system, and for good reason. You can’t scroll through social media without reading horror stories about denied claims, skyrocketing premiums, and people losing their life savings because they got sick. So when the CEO of a giant insurance company gets killed, some folks aren’t just horrified—they’re conflicted. They’re like, “Violence is wrong, but… also, have you seen my medical bills?” It’s like being mad at your landlord for raising the rent but then feeling guilty when you find out their car got towed. You’re upset, but you’re not that upset.

And social media? Oh, it went off. Hashtags like #HealthScareSystem and #NoMoreDenials were trending within hours. People were sharing their stories—everything from “They denied my mom’s cancer treatment” to “I got billed $500 for holding my newborn at the hospital.” The comments section looked like a support group and a roast battle had a baby. People were furious, and honestly, can you blame them? Our healthcare system is less of a system and more of a dysfunctional family reunion where no one likes each other, but everyone still wants their cut of the inheritance.

So now we’ve got this guy, Mangione, heading to court, and we’ve got a nation that’s somehow managed to turn a murder into a referendum on healthcare. And maybe that’s the bigger story here. Because while everyone can agree that what Mangione did is unforgivable, the fact that so many people feel conflicted about his target? That says something. Something dark. Something we need to fix before this country breaks any further.

Let’s get one thing straight: violence is not the answer. Ever. But ignoring the anger and despair behind this whole mess isn’t the answer either. Americans aren’t asking for the moon here—they just want a healthcare system that doesn’t bankrupt them for getting sick. Is that so much to ask? Apparently, for some CEOs, it is. But hey, maybe this tragedy will finally push us to do something about it. Or maybe it’ll just be another headline in the endless scroll of bad news. Either way, one thing’s for sure: the system’s broken, and it’s long past time to fix it.

Noel Schlitz
Noel Schlitz
Noel Schlitz brings decades of experience and sharp centrist insight to Political Colonoscopy, cutting through the noise with constitutional wisdom and wit. As Editor in Chief, he’s on a mission to hold power accountable and remind us what the nation was truly built for. Read Noel's full bio here.
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