Alright, let’s break this down. It’s October, the election is around the corner, and Trump—the oldest guy to ever run for president—is still refusing to release his medical records. Seriously? We’re not asking for his internet search history or the passcode to his golf cart—we just want to know if the man can physically and mentally handle the job. Is that too much to ask?
Imagine this: you’re about to go under the knife for surgery, and you ask the doctor, “Hey, you sure you’re good to do this?” And the guy responds, “You don’t need my credentials! Just watch me wield this scalpel like a pro!” Uh, no! I want to know you’re not going to pass out halfway through removing my appendix, thanks. That’s Trump right now. He’s the doctor, and we’re the patient. He’s 78, and instead of proving he’s got what it takes to do this job, he’s like, “Nah, trust me, I got this.”
Meanwhile, Kamala Harris—59 years old—already released her medical records. Full transparency. No drama. No games. She just put it all out there and moved on. But Trump? He’s out here acting like his medical history is some sort of state secret. His campaign’s talking heads keep saying, “His health is on display every day!” Oh, really? Because last time I checked, walking across a stage and yelling incoherently doesn’t count as a clean bill of health. That’s like saying, “Hey, my car runs fine, so who needs an oil change?” Next thing you know, the engine’s on fire, and everyone’s wondering why you didn’t take care of it sooner.
And let’s be real: Trump is 78. By the end of his term, he’d be 82. At that age, most people are double-checking their pill organizers to make sure they took their blood pressure meds, not launching military operations. His people act like he’s some kind of superhuman who doesn’t need sleep and is just fine running on rage and fast food. That’s not fitness—that’s reckless! You ever see those “Before and After” photos of presidents? Obama went in smooth and came out looking like he spent eight years fighting off bears. The job takes a toll, but somehow we’re supposed to believe Trump is immune? Come on.
Now, his people keep shouting, “The public doesn’t care about his medical records! They care about the price of groceries!” First of all, we can care about both. Second, are they serious? Do they really expect us to ignore the fact that the guy who wants to run the world’s most powerful country won’t show us if his cholesterol’s through the roof? This isn’t rocket science. We’re not asking for the moon—we’re asking for basic transparency. Would you hire someone without knowing if they’re physically fit for the job? No, and Trump knows that. Which is why this whole dodge is so ridiculous.
Trump’s been playing this game for years. His doctor back in 2016 wrote the most ridiculous letter about how Trump would be the “healthiest president ever.” Yeah, right. That’s like getting a note from your mom saying you’re the best student ever while your report card’s on fire. Trump’s not fooling anyone. And now, when we’ve got real concerns about his ability to serve another term, he’s doing the same thing. Dodging. Deflecting. Spouting off about how “tough” he is. If he’s so tough, why not release the records? What’s he hiding?
Here’s the deal: Trump’s medical history is our business. Not just because it’s entertaining to see how many Big Macs he eats in a day, but because we are his potential employers. That’s right—we’re the ones doing the hiring here. We’re interviewing him for the job of president, and just like any other applicant, he needs to show us the receipts. Imagine hiring someone for a high-stress, high-stakes job, and they refuse to tell you if they can even handle the pressure. That’s what Trump’s doing. He doesn’t seem to get it—we’re the employer, he’s the applicant. And we have every right to know if the guy asking for our vote is physically and mentally fit to handle our business for another four years (spoiler alert: He’s not and never has been).
But Trump’s over there acting like this is his private little kingdom, and we should just take his word for it. Sorry, Donny, but that’s not how this works. If you want to run this country, you owe us the truth—no distractions, no nonsense, no playing hide-and-seek with your medical history. Because right now, it’s looking like you’re hiding something. And that’s not how you get hired.
It’s mind-boggling to me that this isn’t being handled as a bi-partisan issue. As often as he’s flip flopped, are Republicans really ready to welcome JD Vance and his couch to the White House when this whole thing blows up in their faces?
