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Trump, Woodward, and the Kremlin Walk Into a Bar: The COVID Test Scandal You Didn’t Know You Needed

In a plot twist that would make any thriller writer jealous, Bob Woodward’s new book War accuses Donald Trump of secretly sending COVID-19 testing kits to Russia during the height of the pandemic. You remember 2020, right? The time when Americans were waiting for COVID tests like they were Hamilton tickets, and the idea of sending our limited stockpile overseas sounds like a poorly planned subplot. But according to Woodward, this clandestine shipment happened, meant as a favor to Vladimir Putin  .

Naturally, Trump has denied the accusation. He insists this is another tall tale spun by Woodward, who’s never been shy about airing Trump’s dirty laundry. But here’s where it gets interesting—while Trump was busy denying it like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar, the Kremlin confirmed Woodward’s claim. Yes, you read that right: Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov stated that, yes indeed, test kits were sent to Russia during the pandemic, framing it as a generous exchange of goodwill in the midst of a global crisis .

Now, this is where things start to feel a bit like a reality TV reunion episode. On one side, we have Trump, with his usual flair for dramatic denials, insisting that no such thing ever happened. On the other, we have the Kremlin, nodding along to Woodward’s claims like they’re reading from a pre-approved script. It’s a bizarre role reversal for the two; usually, it’s the Kremlin playing coy while Trump makes bold proclamations .

As expected, both sides bring their own history of spin and selective storytelling. Trump has a track record of dismissing any narrative that doesn’t paint him in a flattering light. Meanwhile, the Kremlin isn’t exactly known for its transparency. The question is, who benefits more from this reveal? And why is Russia suddenly so forthcoming?

It’s a tough call. Perhaps the Kremlin sees this as a chance to paint itself as a benevolent recipient, grateful for the help while casting doubt on Trump’s consistency. Maybe Trump’s denial is simply his instinct to deflect all claims against him—facts be damned. Either way, the situation is as messy as a political soap opera, complete with dramatic pauses and dubious characters.

And in the end, the truth might be less about who’s lying and more about who’s lying better. As for the rest of us, we’re left to sort through the latest twist in the ongoing saga, wondering if the next revelation will come with a soundtrack or just more spin.

Rip Mitako
Rip Mitako
Rip Mitako delivers sharp, no-nonsense political analysis, targeting hypocrisy wherever it lurks. With a commitment to consistency, he critiques both sides to keep the political landscape in check, one brutal truth at a time. Read Rip's full bio here.
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