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Naked Gun Reboot: Will Liam Neeson Have Us in Stitches or Just Stiff?

Oh honey, so they really went there. The Naked Gun is getting a reboot, and guess who’s stepping into the wild shoes of Leslie Nielsen? None other than Liam Neeson. Yep, you heard me right. Mr. “I have a very particular set of skills” himself is about to slip on some comedy banana peels. Now, I’ve seen Liam handle kidnappings, wolves, and throat-punching a hundred bad guys in under ten seconds, but slapstick comedy? This right here is some bold movie-making, y’all. I’m over here like, “Is this real life, or is this just a fever dream from too many late-night nachos?”

So, this reboot is dropping in August 2025. Mark your calendars because this one’s gonna be… well, something, let’s just say that. Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s gonna be bad, but honey, Liam has been giving us the best “serious” for decades. How’s he gonna act when a cream pie hits him in the face? And don’t even get me started on how they’re gonna handle the gags. I mean, he’s spent years staring into the eyes of villains with that intense “I will find you” look. But can he take a pratfall? Will he deliver those deadpan jokes with the finesse of Leslie Nielsen? I need to know!

They even got Paul Walter Hauser in on this circus; the man who can flip between comedy and drama quicker than I flip through my snack options on a Friday night. And I gotta say, this cast choice makes it seem like they’re really gonna try to pull off something special, or at least something unforgettable.

But let’s keep it real, y’all: The Naked Gun is a classic. It’s the movie that has us choking on popcorn from laughing so hard. The 2025 reboot will either have us rolling in the aisles or cringing like we just saw our parents try to dance at a wedding. Either way, I’m here for it. Liam’s about to test the very fabric of his “serious actor” brand, and I cannot wait to watch the internet explode over this one. So, grab your popcorn and maybe some tissues because whether we’re laughing or crying, The Naked Gun reboot is coming, and it’s about to get real awkward.

Annalee Chaffed
Annalee Chaffed
Annalee Chaffed brings sharp humor and hard-earned perspective to the chaos of entertainment and culture. With the wit of a comic and the grit of a war correspondent, she’s here to expose the absurdities that fuel our disasters. Read Annalee's full bio here.
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