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This Day in History: The Day the Income Tax Died

So, picture this: It’s 1895, and the Supreme Court just killed the income tax like a plot twist in a soap opera. This isn’t just any old tax; it’s the Wilson-Gorman Tariff Act of 1894 we’re talking about here—kind of like the season finale where everyone expects a cliffhanger, and bam, no more taxes!

Chief Justice Melville Fuller and his crew decide, “Hey, taxes on income from property? That’s a direct tax.” And according to them, direct taxes are like that one guest at your party who needs a personal invite per state, based on population. Imagine sending individual invites to all your Facebook friends based on where they live—logistical nightmare!

The majority says this tax is like going straight for the wallet, no chaser, especially hitting those poor, defenseless millionaires. It’s like Robin Hood, but instead of stealing from the rich, it’s more like just not giving them a tax bill. Naturally, some people loved this idea—mostly the ones with the fanciest hats and the biggest bank accounts.

Then you’ve got the dissenting justices, like Harlan and White, who are basically the party poopers saying, “Hold on, you’re tying our hands here!” They think the court’s acting like a bunch of old school tax collectors who can’t adapt to the modern world of economics and fairness. They’re like, “We need to pay for things, you know, like roads, schools, and not letting the country fall apart?”​

Flash forward to 1913, and what happens? The Sixteenth Amendment comes rolling in, saying, “Let’s bring back the income tax!” It’s like America’s financial plot twist where everyone thought the villain was dead, but nope, he’s back, and this time, it’s constitutional. This tax isn’t just for emergencies anymore; it’s for keeping the lights on and maybe funding a war or two.

And just like that, the Pollock decision, initially a high-five moment for property tycoons, turns into the backstory for why we all get to share our earnings with Uncle Sam. It’s a classic tale of how one big court decision can lead to another, turning the financial world upside down, leaving us all wondering, “Will my wallet ever recover?”

Noel Schlitz
Noel Schlitz
Noel Schlitz brings decades of experience and sharp centrist insight to Political Colonoscopy, cutting through the noise with constitutional wisdom and wit. As Editor in Chief, he’s on a mission to hold power accountable and remind us what the nation was truly built for. Read Noel's full bio here.
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