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Iceland’s Four-Day Wonder: How Working Less Became the National Sport

Imagine, if you will, a land of awe-inspiring beauty, of glaciers, hot springs, and landscapes that practically scream “cinematic masterpiece.” This is Iceland, where they recently took a bold new approach: working less—and the economy, shockingly, has only gone and thrived. Yes, they decided to cut work down to four days a week with no pay reduction, as if to say, “Let’s see how the economy likes that!” And the economy, bless its little GDP-heart, responded with a resounding, “Cheers, mate! Just splendid!”

It all began a few years back, when Iceland conducted two small but mighty trials, scaling down the weekly grind from 40 hours to a breezy 35-36 hours—no reduction in salary, of course. These were experiments worthy of Iceland’s Viking ancestors: a daring quest into the mysterious land of less work. Initially, it covered only 2,500 people, but when they realized it actually worked (and that people didn’t start chipping away at glaciers out of sheer boredom), they rolled it out to half the national workforce.

And what did they discover? Well, productivity didn’t drop—it mostly stayed the same, and in some places, it even improved. Improved! They got more done with less time, as if they’d discovered some secret code to boost the human spirit (or perhaps, just possibly, productivity thrives in a workweek unchained from the dreary tyranny of Friday afternoons).

And as if that weren’t enough to make every other country rethink its entire labor philosophy, employee satisfaction reached celestial levels. We’re talking a 90% happiness rate, the kind of figure that’s usually reserved for winning sports teams or people finding out they’ve got the last slice of cake. Burnout all but disappeared, while Icelanders basked in the newfound joy of work-life balance. Stress was down, smiles were up, and the economy? Well, the economy barely noticed a difference at all—just quietly chugged along like a happy Icelandic pony.

This wasn’t just your usual suspects in ergonomic chairs and open-plan offices, mind you. No, Iceland’s grand experiment included hospitals, schools, and social services. That’s right—doctors, teachers, social workers, all thriving on fewer hours, as if they’d been gifted a slice of time itself and used it to keep calm and carry on with style.

So here we are, looking at a small island that has transformed itself into the unexpected vanguard of a possible global work-life revolution. Imagine a world where we all get to reclaim our Fridays! Is it a utopian fantasy, or is it simply Icelandic common sense? Either way, they’ve set a new standard: work less, live more, and let the economy sort itself out.

Fatanhari Pootar
Fatanhari Pootar
Fatanhari Pootar brings a global perspective to Eurasian politics, using his sharp wit and diplomatic insight to cut through the chaos. Whether it's a crisis in Brussels or Beijing, he's here to expose the messes others overlook. Read Fatanhari's full bio here.
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