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Why Your Vote Matters (Or: This Isn’t Just a Suggestion, It’s a Reality Check)

Let’s be honest—2024 isn’t just another year of “voting’s super important, guys.” No. This year is the year we stop pretending that our votes don’t matter, because, guess what? They do. If you think your vote is pointless, just remember: in 2000, the U.S. presidency was decided by 537 votes. That’s fewer people than it takes to form a flash mob in Times Square. And 2024? Well, it’s got everything riding on it—our democracy, our rights, our collective sanity, you name it. So, grab your metaphorical pitchforks and let’s get into why this vote actually matters.

Start with a little history—voting rights in America? They didn’t just fall from the sky one sunny morning. They were won, grudgingly, after centuries of battles. For most of our country’s history, voting was exclusive, restricted to a bunch of rich white dudes with powdered wigs. Women? Forget it. Black Americans? Not unless you could pass a literacy test that would make a Harvard lawyer sweat. It wasn’t until the Voting Rights Act of 1965 that we finally said, “Fine, all adults can vote,” and only after a century of protests, civil rights marches, and straight-up wars. So, this wasn’t exactly gifted to us, which makes it wild that some of us think skipping out on voting is a good idea.

Here’s where it gets dark. Since the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act in 2013, it’s been open season on voting access. Nearly 100 laws across 29 states now make it harder to vote, especially if you’re not a rich, middle-aged white guy in a suburban McMansion. These laws are like the “bad boyfriend” of democracy—they control, they restrict, they show up at the last minute to ruin your day. Closing polling locations, cutting early voting, strict ID laws—these aren’t just bureaucratic quirks; they’re calculated ways to keep certain people from voting. If voting didn’t matter, they wouldn’t try so hard to keep you from doing it, would they?

So what does this mean for 2024? Look, it’s about way more than who sits in the Oval Office. The people on your ballot make decisions about everything from healthcare to education to whether or not your local library has a budget for more than one dusty copy of The Great Gatsby. But it’s not just about local stuff—these elected officials decide what America is going to look like. Think of voting as a Yelp review for politicians. Don’t like how they’re doing? Give them one star and vote them out. Your vote is like the ultimate “unsubscribe” button from bad policies and corrupt officials.

And for anyone feeling like their single vote doesn’t matter, let’s revisit those “razor-thin margins” we talked about. In 2020, key states were decided by the number of people who’d fit in a high school gym. One vote may not seem like much, but neither does one spark—until it sets an entire forest ablaze. And if that analogy seems dramatic, good. Because it is. The stakes really are that high.

In 2024, voting isn’t just a suggestion—it’s survival. When you cast your ballot, you’re not just voting for a candidate. You’re voting for a country that respects rights, democracy, and accountability. So make it count. Or don’t—but then you better not be surprised when the only decision you get to make is what kind of box your future government is going to put you in.

Colin the Colon
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Colin the Colon is here to "scope out" the truth and "flush out" the nonsense from Washington with his signature cheeky humor. As the mascot of Political Colonoscopy, he’s your go-to for cutting through the mess politicians leave behind, all while keeping it fun and digestible. Read Colin's full bio here.
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