So, here we are again, folks. Former model Stacey Williams steps up to the mic with an accusation so 1993, it feels like we’ve hit “Sexual Misconduct Bingo” with a side of Jeffrey Epstein horror. Williams claims she was introduced to The Donald by Epstein (because of course she was) and then—brace yourselves—Trump groped her at Trump Tower. Classy, right? It’s like his mansion was built on top of a swamp, but instead of quicksand, it’s just bad decisions and wandering hands.
Now, Williams is not exactly in the mood to keep this little nugget to herself anymore, especially when it comes to light three weeks before an election. I mean, why hold back when Trump already won Sexual Predator of the Year multiple times? Remember the Access Hollywood tape? Yeah, that little moment when he said he grabs women “by the… you know” like he was talking about free office supplies? That’s the Trump we’re talking about.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any juicier, remember E. Jean Carroll? Oh, she sure does. Because earlier this year, a jury found Trump liable for sexually abusing her. A court said, “Yeah, this is real,” and awarded Carroll $5 million in damages. Which begs the question: What’s the tally now? How many women have claimed this man couldn’t keep his tiny hands to himself?
But here’s the kicker—Williams says this all went down while Epstein was playing matchmaker. We’ve already known Trump liked to cozy up with Epstein back in the day. Their friendship, if you can call it that, was the kind of weird bromance that could only happen between a shady real estate mogul and a billionaire with way too many ties to underage sex trafficking. And yet, every time Trump’s name gets pulled into the Epstein scandal, it’s like watching a greasy weasel slip through a rain gutter. He just… gets out. Every. Single. Time.
So now, on the eve of yet another election (because this man will not quit), Williams’ story isn’t just a footnote. It’s a giant red flag that waves furiously in the storm that has been Trump’s history with women. If this was any other candidate, we’d be drowning in analysis and #MeToo solidarity marches. But for Trump? It’s just Wednesday.
