Monday, March 31, 2025

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

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THE MOVEMENT

The Movement

This Is the Last Time You’ll Be Asked to Save Your Country

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And If You Don’t, It’s Over This is how democracy dies: Not with a tyrant on a balcony. Not with tanks in the streets. Not with a civil...
The Movement

Breach of Contract: When Government Stops Serving and Starts Attacking

Sevastian Winters - 0
In a free society, government exists because people need certain things taken care of—roads, schools, safety, basic protections. But let’s be clear: in a...
The Movement

The True Measure of Freedom

Sevastian Winters - 0
In a country that claims to enshrine freedom as its cornerstone, where the ink of the First Amendment supposedly flows like a promise through...

AROUND THE WORLD

Geopolitical

The Tariff Tantrum: America Punches Itself in the Face

Irma Gasser -
Well, folks, it happened. Last night at midnight, the United States threw a full-blown economic temper tantrum, slapped a 25% tariff on everything from...
Geopolitical

France Had to Explain Basic Math to Trump – Again

Redd Tirdwatter -
Look, I don’t ask for much from the President of the United States. Really. I mean, sure, I’d love it if he knew how...
Geopolitical

The U.S. Just Voted With Russia at the U.N.—Are You Kidding Me?!

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Okay. Stop. Just stop. Because I need someone—ANYONE—to explain this to me like I’m five years old, because that is apparently the level of...

A Most Peculiar Turn: Trump vs. Ukraine, the Plot Twist Nobody Asked For

The Art of the Deal: How to Negotiate a War Without the People in the War

Ceasefire on the Brink: A Diplomatic Game of Jenga with Rockets and Rhetoric

America, Now With Extra Canada! And a Side of Gaza

A Very Special Relationship: Prince Harry, Immigration, and the American Drama Machine

The Golden Pager: A Gift Fit for a War Criminal?

SKIDMARK OF THE WEEK

Skidmark of the Week

Skidmark of the Week: Kristi Noem Wipes Out 532,000 Lives and Calls It Policy

Colin the Colon -
Let’s talk about Kristi Noem—governor, horse girl, professional gaslighter, and now, Skidmark of the Week. And oh, does she earn it. Not in a...
Skidmark of the Week

Skidmark of the Week: Chuck Schumer’s Masterclass in Political Spine Removal

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. A man who has gone above and beyond in the fine art of surrender. A man who...
Skidmark of the Week

Skidmark of the Week: Congressional Democrats and Their Spectacular Failure to Resist

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You know, folks, it takes a lot to be crowned Skidmark of the Week. We don’t just hand this out to anyone. You’ve really...

Skidmark of the Week: Jeff Bezos Wipes Away Press Freedom at The Washington Post

Skidmark of the Week: JD Vance Takes His Clown Show to Europe

Nancy Mace: The Skidmark That Won’t Wash Out

Skidmark of the Week: Nancy Mace and the Spectacle of Deportation

The Skid Mark of the Week: Rep. Mike Collins

Skidmark of the Week: Mike Johnson’s Ridiculous Response to Fire Relief

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