Thursday, April 24, 2025

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

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THE MOVEMENT

The Movement

BLUE KEY DEMOCRACY for a Change

Sevastian Winters - 0
The Real People’s Manual for Real Power in this All-Too-Unreal-World Notice: The following uses militaristic terms to describe armies and ranks based on the real...
The Movement

This Is the Last Time You’ll Be Asked to Save Your Country

Sevastian Winters - 0
And If You Don’t, It’s Over This is how democracy dies: Not with a tyrant on a balcony. Not with tanks in the streets. Not with a civil...
The Movement

Breach of Contract: When Government Stops Serving and Starts Attacking

Sevastian Winters - 0
In a free society, government exists because people need certain things taken care of—roads, schools, safety, basic protections. But let’s be clear: in a...

AROUND THE WORLD

Geopolitical

Palm Sunday in Sumy: A Day of Worship Turned to Mourning

Fatanhari Pootar -
On April 13, 2025, the people of Sumy gathered in reverent celebration. It was Palm Sunday—a moment steeped in quiet faith, ritual, and the...
Geopolitical

So We Just Stopped Helping? A Global Aid Fiasco Unfolds

Anita Chamberpott -
Picture this: the U.S., traditionally the knight in shining armor for global aid, decides one fine day, "Hey, let's just stop helping." Yep, that's...
Geopolitical

A Most Unfortunate Banquet: The Tale of Marine Le Pen

Fatanhari Pootar -
Ladies and gentlemen, gather round! Have you heard the latest from the land of cheese, wine, and now, political bans? Yes, the courts have...

How Mark Carney Became Canada’s Prime Minister-Designate Without an Election (And Why That’s Totally Normal)

The Tariff Tantrum: America Punches Itself in the Face

France Had to Explain Basic Math to Trump – Again

The U.S. Just Voted With Russia at the U.N.—Are You Kidding Me?!

A Most Peculiar Turn: Trump vs. Ukraine, the Plot Twist Nobody Asked For

The Art of the Deal: How to Negotiate a War Without the People in the War

SKIDMARK OF THE WEEK

Skidmark of the Week

The Great Market Meltdown: Tariffs Tumble the Trading Floor

Colin the Colon -
So here we are folks, watching our stock portfolios do a perfect impression of my hopes and dreams—plummeting faster than you can say "trade...
Skidmark of the Week

Skidmark of the Week: Pete Hegseth and Signalgate

Colin the Colon -
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of "Skid Mark of the Week," featuring none other than Pete Hegseth, who's turned national security into...
Skidmark of the Week

Skidmark of the Week: Kristi Noem Wipes Out 532,000 Lives and Calls It Policy

Colin the Colon -
Let’s talk about Kristi Noem—governor, horse girl, professional gaslighter, and now, Skidmark of the Week. And oh, does she earn it. Not in a...

Skidmark of the Week: Chuck Schumer’s Masterclass in Political Spine Removal

Skidmark of the Week: Congressional Democrats and Their Spectacular Failure to Resist

Skidmark of the Week: Jeff Bezos Wipes Away Press Freedom at The Washington Post

Skidmark of the Week: JD Vance Takes His Clown Show to Europe

Nancy Mace: The Skidmark That Won’t Wash Out

Skidmark of the Week: Nancy Mace and the Spectacle of Deportation

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